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Just as a quick update - the app is a progressive web app that XF includes as default. If you visit the site on mobile and return a few times, the browser might prompt you to "install" the site to your home screen. To be aware, it's not a fully native app, it's more of a shortcut with...

Ew. But if you must, pineapples it is..

Yep, sorry - debug should now be gone, I was using it to check pageload times. I've purged the cache so you shouldn't still be seeing it now.

Only non-committal guests and drop-ins get the preheated pizza slices. Our beloved members get fresh, customised and artisanal pizza slices cooked to order and served piping hot.

UPDATE: I've enabled some more aggressive caching now, please flag up if you get any weird issues. In the meantime, here's what you can do if you want to push things a little: Mash buttons Clickety-click everywhere Aggressively lurk in incognito, like an obsessive stalker And, as always...

UPDATE: We've carried out some performance updates and... so far... everything's working well and load speeds seem to have dropped significantly. So now - I'm going to be bold and push the caching just a little bit further. Stick with me. Here's what I'm working on: Guest users will get...

Pfft, from what I just saw on the logs, you only clicked it like... 6 times max? eta: I'm glad to see the new set up has officially passed the Rem stress test. Now all we need is someone to run a script that mashes F5 while spinning in a chair whispering "optimise me daddy"..

That's a really good question! Why not try it and find out?

We're most of the way through now - cloudflare's in place, just tuning and tweaking.

I mean, that depends on the food pictures, I guess? No inappropriate vegetable pics here, please - the fruit mods have that cornered.

You really shouldn't be getting a manual challenge 5 times an hour - that sounds incredibly strict. If you do get that here, flag it up and I'll look at why you're being targetted and make sure we resolve it. The whole idea behind cloudflare and the optimisation work is that you get a better...

Just a quick heads-up that we’re making a few behind-the-scenes upgrades over the next 24 hours to help make Office Outlaw faster, safer and better all round. We’ll be implementing Cloudflare today to give it an added layer of protection and performance boosts and all round resilience. What...

Yeah, I haven't used their ads, tbf but I was doing pretty well with the performance bonuses on page posts up until now - mainly because I'd save all the individual post performance in a spreadsheet and could reverse engineer what was happening. But now, I can't even see individual...

I'm not fooled. You're just pretending these Z Bucks aren't real for April Fool's, so we get FOMO and buy them to raise the price. I know how this works. And I want to get in early!!!!