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I know some people are scared or don't like to talk about death but do you have a last wish or any wishes you want family to carry out on your behalf?

I'll go and I'm 100% serious now, this is actually written into my will as well....

So I want to be cremated (you know ashes) then my final wish is for my family daughter and son to go driving around and find someone who has put washing out (ideally white sheets) and throw my ashes in that direction.

I dunno why. But I think there's something satisfying in death that allows me to be a cunt 1 last time.

Your turn.
 
Cremation is the way to go, other than that my son can do whatever he feels right for him to do, use it as cat liter or whatever, not my thing to decide.
 
Dopious said:
Cremation is the way to go, other than that my son can do whatever he feels right for him to do, use it as cat liter or whatever, not my thing to decide.
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I like that you feel worthy for a cat to shit on you. Respect
 
i want my name on a bench by water somewhere

couldn't care less about anything else, baggy me up and sell me on for all i care

10er a gram of nathan
 
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i want my name on a bench by water somewhere

couldn't care less about anything else, baggy me up and sell me on for all i care

10er a gram of nathan
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I can carve that into a bench tomorrow for you. Done.
 
I'd donate my organs, what's left can go wherever. Don't care that much, I'll be dead anyways.
 
Tough one… I couldn’t care less what happens to my corpse, the spirit will have already left the flesh. In terms of wishes though, I guess they’d be more for the people left here to continue on… I’d wish for my kids and family to live happily and healthy lives and for them to know I had an epic time in this realm, that I lived countless lives that could fill story books with the adventures I’ve had, not to be sad as I know where I’m going and I’ll see them there in time.
 
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