⚕️ Would You Ever Eat My Delicious Delights?

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Would you ever eat my food for 100 bucks?

An absolute bargain of a deal.

Slobber it down and enjoy an easy crispy 100 bucks, no?

👀

Behold.

The Freeze Dried Egg Mealworm Delight.



A poem, if you will.

The Freeze Dried Egg Mealworm Delight.
Dont worry, it won't bite
Easy come
Easy go
That crispy mealworm won't shout or pout
Fried in beef fat
With an egg to doubt
The wiggly ones
A Fork is needed
For such a meal
Will make you beg for seconds
 
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Yes said:
Is the Rod of Asclepius in your thread title your way of telling us that we’re going to end up in the emergency room after eating your food?

And yes, I’d eat it becuz “frandship”.
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It's because my meal is so divine it will actually bring you back from any illness.

They actually call me to supply hospitals with my life saving meals.

Did you like my poem?
 
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No. Non. לא. Nein. Нет. Nee. Nej. Não. Nu. Nie. Όχι. 不. 아니요. いいえ. Ne. Ei. Không. Tidak. না. नाही. жоқ. няма. нема. ні. لا. نه. नहीं. δεν.


Look at that, my first ChatGPT response!
 
roydan said:
No. Non. לא. Nein. Нет. Nee. Nej. Não. Nu. Nie. Όχι. 不. 아니요. いいえ. Ne. Ei. Không. Tidak. না. नाही. жоқ. няма. нема. ні. لا. نه. नहीं. δεν.


Look at that, my first ChatGPT response!
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Reported for summoning a demon in my room after trying to pronounce that.
 
The Redditors didn't like my food for some weird reason.

:(.

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absolutely not
100 won't even cover hospital bills
 
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