A Busty Wall Statue or Elbows?

Zwielicht · Monday at 12:33 AM

@Impulse and I were on a hiking trail when we noticed a peculiar wall statue at someone's house.

I'm just going to be blunt here, but I thought it someone just had a wall statue of a really busty lady or something just right in their front yard.

I didn't want to get any closer, so I took this photo from the hiking trail, but really, what's going on with that statue? @Impulse thinks they're elbows, but they're thicker than the legs. If they're breasts, where are the arms?

Update: Here's the answer. Be sure to vote before viewing the answer.

t2van · Monday at 12:38 AM

100% tits

Zwielicht · Monday at 12:55 AM

t2van said:
100% tits

I added a poll to this. I really think this needs a poll.

Maybe this can be the next "Is the dress gold and white or blue and black?"

SilverClouds · Monday at 1:58 AM

Zwielicht said:
@Impulse thinks they're elbows, but they're thicker than the legs. If they're breasts, where are the arms?

Something's missing here, lol

roydan · Monday at 2:09 AM

My wife thinks it's boobs, I think it's elbows.

Zwielicht · Monday at 2:18 AM

SilverClouds said:
Something's missing here, lol

That’s what I thought, too.I tried looking at it from multiple angles, but it just looks like… that, from every angle.

Next time we’re on that trail, I’ll walk closer to that house to see if there’s a detail missing.

Either something is missing or it’s just a really bad statue.

TheVigilante · Monday at 2:41 AM

Let the comments flowing it's my favourite topic

SilverClouds · Monday at 3:13 AM

Zwielicht said:
That’s what I thought, too.I tried looking at it from multiple angles, but it just looks like… that, from every angle.

Next time we’re on that trail, I’ll walk closer to that house to see if there’s a detail missing.

Either something is missing or it’s just a really bad statue.

I get why she thinks it's elbows, I guess it could be kinda like the statue is covering her breasts? That solves the 'no arms' problem. But damn, they're huge. So either that or it's huge boobs + chopped off arms *nervous laughter*.

UnusualSubstance · Monday at 3:20 AM

Boob expert here.

They're boobs.

100 percent.

Huuuuuge donks as well.

Octavia · Monday at 3:28 AM

elbows, hand are cupping together, to drink perhaps?

Dopious · Monday at 4:57 AM

roydan said:
My wife thinks it's boobs, I think it's elbows.

And you are still happy married, you got to have a wife with a huge fckn heart.

t2van · Monday at 6:40 AM

Octavia said:
elbows, hand are cupping together, to drink perhaps?

yeah this one spoils it, is probably holding a jug of mug of water than spills out to a plate below, that links into how you keep the water moving in the bird bath not to let it go stale and become a swamp of crap.

The spilling the water also works and makes more sense.

Unless that owner is really fucked up and its some woman constantly lactating and using her boob as a spray hose: fireman style.

Pythagore · Monday at 6:49 AM

I also think elbow

SirTop · Monday at 1:37 PM

At this point, Z needs to revisit the crime scene and bring us closer

Zwielicht · Monday at 1:50 PM

SirTop said:
At this point, Z needs to revisit the crime scene and bring us closer

We’re going back on the hiking trail today, so I’ll get another picture of it as close as I can.

Octavia said:
elbows, hand are cupping together, to drink perhaps?

I feel like this is what it should be.

We’ll get confirmation of it today.

Zwielicht · Monday at 8:14 PM

Okay, we passed by it and I took a couple of pictures quickly. I didn't want to linger around too long in case the owner came out. You know, they might be wary of a black/Hispanic male taking pictures of their yard.

Anyway, they were arms. @Octavia was spot-on that it was drinking water.

But here's the side view of it. Weird swollen forearms. It really is the fugliest statue I think I've ever seen.

29dogs · Monday at 8:18 PM

Zwielicht said:
Okay, we passed by it and I took a couple of pictures quickly. I didn't want to linger around too long in case the owner came out. You know, they might be wary of a black/Hispanic male taking pictures of their yard.

Anyway, they were arms. @Octavia was spot-on that it was drinking water.

But here's the side view of it. Weird swollen forearms. It really is the fugliest statue I think I've ever seen.

They still look like boobs haha!

back2form · Monday at 10:56 PM

No boobs.. Its Elbow .., !

Maybe at the Long angle.. It look like boobs..

t2van · Monday at 11:09 PM

Zwielicht said:
Okay, we passed by it and I took a couple of pictures quickly. I didn't want to linger around too long in case the owner came out. You know, they might be wary of a black/Hispanic male taking pictures of their yard.

Anyway, they were arms. @Octavia was spot-on that it was drinking water.

But here's the side view of it. Weird swollen forearms. It really is the fugliest statue I think I've ever seen.

Based on the first photo I think we can all agree that @Zwielicht is really really shit at taking photos.

Champagne · 2025-07-15T01:54:12-0700

Boobs for sure.

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