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I'm really struggling with this.

I hate sounding like I have a stick up my ass, I hate lecturing and I don't like to sound like a guru, but it seems like that's all people do on LinkedIn.

And no, @UnusualSubstance , please don't suggest I upload videos eating raw chicken.

Any suggestion would be highly appreciated.
 
What are you struggling with really when it comes to LinkedIn?

All I see is personal branding that's about it
 
Yeah but the problem I have is that what I bring to the table in terms of knowledge is 5 level above the type of clients I'm after, so it only resonates with other marketers, which I honestly don't really care about.

My clients appreciate the performance but don't understand the ins and outs of what I do, nor they want to know this.

So, I can dumb down a case study, I can probably take a few insights and post them, but it's not endless. Phrasing is really hard in these scenarios but I can probably find a middle ground between having it simple enough to understand and not sound like a fake guru.
 
roydan said:
I'm really struggling with this.

I hate sounding like I have a stick up my ass, I hate lecturing and I don't like to sound like a guru, but it seems like that's all people do on LinkedIn.

And no, @UnusualSubstance , please don't suggest I upload videos eating raw chicken.

Any suggestion would be highly appreciated.
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No I don't post, I dont update I hardly blow my own trumpet.

I'm on there because I sort of "have to be" but I dont much time into it, my last post on there was trying to find a digital security person and that failed hard.
 
I personally only have my name in my profile, no photo, no history of jobs, nothing, but my son uses his activly and conects/chats with a lot of businesses there with good results, both niche guys and people he think might be a client.

I got him a client yesterday chatting with a woman that is not in my niche though locally here. So there is clients but it takes some chatting about every kind of stuff before they convert, don`t offer a sale directly, be interested in what they do, and later on in the chats ask how you can help them in any way.
 
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roydan said:
I'm really struggling with this.

I hate sounding like I have a stick up my ass, I hate lecturing and I don't like to sound like a guru, but it seems like that's all people do on LinkedIn.

And no, @UnusualSubstance , please don't suggest I upload videos eating raw chicken.

Any suggestion would be highly appreciated.
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fuck Linkedin
everyone there sounds like they have a hot metal rod up their ass
trying impress the next retard on sounding like they are setting a new dumb trend or try to sound cool or witty with something that should be fucking standard.
And in reality, they do nothing of what they preach in on linkedin
 
Dopious said:
I personally only have my name in my profile, no photo, no history of jobs, nothing, but my son uses his activly and conects/chats with a lot of businesses there with good results, both niche guys and people he think might be a client.

I got him a client yesterday chatting with a woman that is not in my niche though locally here. So there is clients but it takes some chatting about every kind of stuff before they convert, don`t offer a sale directly, be interested in what they do, and later on in the chats ask how you can help them in any way.
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Yeah I see his posts, I auto translate them lol

Rem said:
fuck Linkedin
everyone there sounds like they have a hot metal rod up their ass
trying impress the next retard on sounding like they are setting a new dumb trend or try to sound cool or witty with something that should be fucking standard.
And in reality, they do nothing of what they preach in on linkedin
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Exactly my problem..
 
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If you send me an OpenAI API key I can make you a lot of top quality stuff and help schedule it dude

You could set it to post a draft for you to look at say 3-4 times a week

Even in your native language, on any platform I'm sure
 
It’s a fake it until you make it platform.

But it’s a great place to network if you’re looking to climb the ladder of whatever profession you’re in.

I have a script that scrolls your feed and auto likes each post it sees. Essentially creates engagement for you. Most people add me as a connection after I like one of their posts.
 
t2van said:
100%

Yeah too many success stories or drinking coffee in shops or some shit least my feed is.

I'm not a fan.
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I try to filter that nonsense out when I do see it. I view it as an advertisement.

"HEY IM A SUPER NORMAL PERSON WITH AN EXTRA HARD WORK ETHIC AND HAVE CONNECTIONS. DO YOU BELIEVE ME? SEE, I DRINK COFFEE :cool::geek:"
 
I have a Linkedin, but I wouldn't say I maintain it. My profile there is just kind of a messy list of stuff I did at the last job and stuff about what I've done for my own company.
 
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t2van said:
100%

Yeah too many success stories or drinking coffee in shops or some shit least my feed is.
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...or ugly sweater contest in a software house, for example 😂.

Yeahh, I do, I keep it updated (mostly) and have a lil tiny bit of inbound leads from there. Wish I had more, probably should post some content, but I end up not doing it 🤷🏻.
 
t2van said:
100%

Yeah too many success stories or drinking coffee in shops or some shit least my feed is.

I'm not a fan.
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or retarded shit liek this
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no cunt, you are going thru a mid-life crisis, it's ok
you will get over it.
who the fuck gives a fuck about the age, knowledge should be king.

or dumb shit like this
what do you think
OBVIOUSLY ALL THE FUCKING ABOVE
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Oh
lets not forget
of all the retarded "Awards" and "recognition" these dumb fucking companies post and shit
but are they REALLY recongizing their own employees
highly doubt it
 
100% absofuckinlutley not. Fuck LinkedIn and all that BS

Unless it’s posts for parasite SEO purposes then I’m all in
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Rem said:
or retarded shit liek this
1761193589525


no cunt, you are going thru a mid-life crisis, it's ok
you will get over it.
who the fuck gives a fuck about the age, knowledge should be king.

or dumb shit like this
what do you think
OBVIOUSLY ALL THE FUCKING ABOVE
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Oh
lets not forget
of all the retarded "Awards" and "recognition" these dumb fucking companies post and shit
but are they REALLY recongizing their own employees
highly doubt it
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I’m 40 and fuck this also. I don’t give a flying fuck about someone else’s company and I don’t need a car I can buy my own since I’m grown thanks.

Certainly I don’t want any stickers or pats on the back like I just pooped in the toilet for the first time. Fuckin losers 🤣
 
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