ceosam

Rem is giving free toss jobs at the reception. Ok. Now I have your attention. What is your phone or pc wallpaper? Why, you ask? Because why not. Did I change mine recently, perhaps. Here:

I would want @ceosam. His knowledge. His sheer dedication. His unbridled thirst for a room with not one but 2 lamps. It brings a tear to my eye. It would be an absolute honour to have such a highly successful member of society join us. Where are you, CEOSam? We need more of your highly...