Fucking lazy Marketing: Don't Do It

[MisterF]

Nothing grates me more than getting unsolicited emails like this:


Dear {{Domain}} Team,


Trust you are doing well.

I was on your website {{Domain}} Would you be interested in a possible redesigning of the site or additional features that might benefit the overall usability and user experience which usually leads to better sales.


Web Design and Development projects at a much lower cost than what you have in house - No compromise on quality!

Do let me know if you are willing to discuss a possible re-designing/re-development of your website and I can send you more details on the packages/action or schedule a call.

We are also providing web-promotion services like SEO/SMO, Google top page ranking service.


Best Regards,
Michelle jems| Business Development Manager
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Note: - I will be happy to send a proposal and pricing and details.

 

[Dopious]

Well, the thing is, a lot of people buy in to it as they love cheap.

Like driving an extra 10 KM to another gas station to save $0.01 per litre of gas for your car, a lot of weird people out there.

 

[UnusualSubstance]

Lol I hate them sort of emails as well.

No value whatsoever.

Id expect a blowjob and the red carpet treatment if I respond to them.

Alas.

:/.



I expect a blowie from Julie rn...

 

[Octavia]

Lol I hate them sort of emails as well.

No value whatsoever.

Id expect a blowjob and the red carpet treatment if I respond to them.

Alas.

:/.

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I expect a blowie from Julie rn...

Julie is a dude

GSA website submit on auto pilot.

 

[UnusualSubstance]

Julie is a dude

GSA website submit on auto pilot.

Julie is you isn't it.

 

[Octavia]

Julie is you isn't it.

Only one way to find out

 

[UnusualSubstance]

Only one way to find out

just got back from checking Julie.

She is bigger than me, smh.

Please help.

 

[Zwielicht]

Oh, I feel the exact same way.

There's just no effort put in to it whatsoever.

 

[TheVigilante]

@MisterF what's the correct way of doing it?

 

[Champagne]

@MisterF what's the correct way of doing it?

Email marketing is an art in itself. You need to have a very good copy in order to even get some form of response or openings in when you are doing cold email. A good approach to cold email marketing would be to learn something about the business you wanna email. Personalization is key—mention a recent achievement, product launch, or something specific about their business that shows you’ve done your homework. This builds trust and helps you stand out from the flood of generic emails they probably receive daily.

Your subject line should be short, intriguing, and relevant. Think of it as your first impression. Once they open the email, make sure the first few lines immediately capture attention and clearly state how you can provide value. Keep your message concise, easy to skim, and end with a strong call to action that feels natural and not pushy. In today's digital marketing, everyone can spot a ChatGPT-generated email from a mile away.

Cold email marketing isn’t about blasting hundreds of people. It's about building genuine connections, one email at a time.

 

[roydan]

I agree with you, this is something I'm struggling with myself now, especially doing it at lower volumes.

 

[MisterF]

Lol I hate them sort of emails as well.

No value whatsoever.

Id expect a blowjob and the red carpet treatment if I respond to them.

Alas.

:/.

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I expect a blowie from Julie rn...

At the he/she/it took time to create a genuine sounding name.
I often get these from : Johnsone Jameson for example.