How to massage a ferret?

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I am sure this a question many of you asked or wondered before.

Steps to do it

  1. Make sure your ferret is relaxed .
  2. Get your stuff ready before you going to do it
  3. Move your hands softly over the ferret body
  4. Carry the ferret to the bed or his outdoor playhouse
If you done well the ferret will be ready to sleep after it.

I do the heads on the morning time and the feet in the afternoon plus the rest of the body.
 
This is not what I was expecting to see in The Saloon today.

So are ferret massages a common thing, or is it something you do specifically? When I had ferrets, I never did this, but I didn’t actually have ferrets for very long before they needed to be rehomed.
 
This is not what I was expecting to see in The Saloon today.

So are ferret massages a common thing, or is it something you do specifically? When I had ferrets, I never did this, but I didn’t actually have ferrets for very long before they needed to be rehomed.
I started doing it quite recently both seem to enjoy it.

I got friends or connections who do the massage not sure how common it is but it does exist I know in West or Asia or other areas.

Ferrets sometimes get stressed I think this relaxed them plus good tip they get angry put the ferret in cuddle hold not hurting them just putting your resistance against them until the angry or stress is relaxed..

When I got Wolverine he was clearly bit scared or nervous so I had to help relax him I done that by playing with him often and walking him I also had to make sure him and Tsar got on well. by watching both.

They had introduction fight nothing serious but now good friends.
 
And if otherwise... :)

What are the steps to take?
Exercise can be good way to relax them since got a lot of energy

Metal music works well for most of them who sometimes dance in time to it.

Right food

Enjoy hearing work getting done while they sleep so screwing in things can help them sleep or other things
 
In this image here is me delivering 6 ferrets 3 extra you can't see in the box to the following people you all live together to make the delivery job more simple

@t0mmy
@TheVigilante
@back2form
 

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I read the title as how to message a ferret and got mega confused.
Ferret talks go down many routes it's always good to keep a open mind .

IT was on the massage area then moved onto delivery idea and then I added funny image I saw a few times of ferret drinking beer which I liked it.
 
Going with the ginger Irish man vibe again huh and Chuck doesn’t want anyone else living with us or they’ll end up like Norris - in a ferret stew!
Open A.I only always gingers for Irish so far.

Normally I am represented by brown hair but this time they made me into ginger with kilt. I like the kilt so give them pass.


No stews for you under watch from the Ferret Mafia we got people in every country watching out for the rights of the ferrets.
 
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