When your claims don't add up

[roydan]

Ok, so I'm one of those guys who read almost every cold outreach and contact submissions they get. Most of them are stupid but once in a blue moon I find a gem.
That being said, sometimes these messages just don't add up..

You'd assume that someone who does web design for over 30 years would come up with something better than that, right?

 

[t2van]

I love the seo ones... Google agency for local seo doesn't rank... So won't stand a chance for anything competitive so how can you help me

 

[29dogs]

Oh wow such bold claims they make!

The whole field of web design lol.

 

[UnusualSubstance]

"alpha customers"

 

[p3n7357]

What was that i would never choose someone like him. Where does these guys have their mind when write much things