😳 It Happened

[UnusualSubstance]

For all those haters out there saying I don't touch grass.

No worries fam.

I gotchu:

 

[Zwielicht]

You finally did it. You touched grass.

That needs to be a trophy here.

 

[UnusualSubstance]

You finally did it. You touched grass.

That needs to be a trophy here.

I would like to thank z for always believing in me.

I would like to thank my left hand for touching the grass.

This is a paradigm shift in my reality.

 

[Impulse]

 

[UnusualSubstance]

 

[Vix]

Touching grass only on Fridays? Must be living the dream...

 

[roydan]

Just be careful not to get too close to the flower or you'll end up like Katy Perry

 

[t2van]

Just be careful not to get too close to the flower or you'll end up like Katy Perry

What?


$350m and growing?





Touch all them flowers you like kids.



She isn't my cup of tea tho.

 

[roydan]

growing

Not since that flower..
She was better before she touched that flower.

 

[Octavia]

For all those haters out there saying I don't touch grass.

No worries fam.

I gotchu:

So proud of you, Little boys are growing up *sniffle*

What did it feel like?

 

[Vix]

We’ve got our own grass in the office (right in the relax room)… I touch it daily.
Feeling bad yet?

 

[TheVigilante]

Idk what that really means lol

Does that give you some superpower??

 

[Rem]

lmfao
whats with the trend
my reddit was filled with i touch grass posts too

 

[Word Wizard]

From the title I thought you popped your cherry

 

[back2form]

 

[UnusualSubstance]

From the title I thought you popped your cherry

 

[SilverClouds]

Bro you need a manicure. Wtf happened to that nail.

 

[UnusualSubstance]

Bro you need a manicure. Wtf happened to that nail.

So there was this nail that was slightly hanging off.

I decided to munch it off.

Unfortunately it was more than a little bit of nail that came off.

 

[SilverClouds]

So there was this nail that was slightly hanging off.

I decided to munch it off.

Unfortunately it was more than a little bit of nail that came off.

 

[Crazy Lucifer]

I don't touch grass.

I said ass lad. Ass!

You had to ignore the grass and touch some fine ass!