⚕️ Would You Ever Eat My Delicious Delights?

[UnusualSubstance]

Would you ever eat my food for 100 bucks?

An absolute bargain of a deal.

Slobber it down and enjoy an easy crispy 100 bucks, no?



Behold.

The Freeze Dried Egg Mealworm Delight.



A poem, if you will.

The Freeze Dried Egg Mealworm Delight.
Dont worry, it won't bite
Easy come
Easy go
That crispy mealworm won't shout or pout
Fried in beef fat
With an egg to doubt
The wiggly ones
A Fork is needed
For such a meal
Will make you beg for seconds

 

[Yes]

Is the Rod of Asclepius in your thread title your way of telling us that we’re going to end up in the emergency room after eating your food?

And yes, I’d eat it becuz “frandship”.

 

[UnusualSubstance]

Is the Rod of Asclepius in your thread title your way of telling us that we’re going to end up in the emergency room after eating your food?

And yes, I’d eat it becuz “frandship”.

It's because my meal is so divine it will actually bring you back from any illness.

They actually call me to supply hospitals with my life saving meals.

Did you like my poem?

 

[Yes]

Did you like my poem?

Yes I did! You have a natural talent both at cooking and poetry!

 

[UnusualSubstance]

Yes I did! You have a natural talent both at cooking and poetry!

Do you see this @roydan.

 

[back2form]

 

[UnusualSubstance]

 

[roydan]

No. Non. לא. Nein. Нет. Nee. Nej. Não. Nu. Nie. Όχι. 不. 아니요. いいえ. Ne. Ei. Không. Tidak. না. नाही. жоқ. няма. нема. ні. لا. نه. नहीं. δεν.


Look at that, my first ChatGPT response!

 

[UnusualSubstance]

No. Non. לא. Nein. Нет. Nee. Nej. Não. Nu. Nie. Όχι. 不. 아니요. いいえ. Ne. Ei. Không. Tidak. না. नाही. жоқ. няма. нема. ні. لا. نه. नहीं. δεν.


Look at that, my first ChatGPT response!

Reported for summoning a demon in my room after trying to pronounce that.

 

[roydan]

Reported for summoning a demon in my room after trying to pronounce that.

Must be hallucinations from something you ate

 

[UnusualSubstance]

Must be hallucinations from something you ate

Come join me in the ashes of my heart.

 

[roydan]

Come join me in the ashes of my heart.

At last! some form of cooking.

 

[UnusualSubstance]

At last! some form of cooking.

All you need is love and salt shaker.

Hmmmmm?

 

[UnusualSubstance]

The Redditors didn't like my food for some weird reason.

.

 

[Impulse]

The Redditors didn't like my food for some weird reason.

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You're a misunderstood genius. In the future -- when we are all eating bugs -- @UnusualSubstance will be known as a pioneer.

 

[UnusualSubstance]

You're a misunderstood genius. In the future -- when we are all eating bugs -- @UnusualSubstance will be known as a pioneer.

 

[Impulse]

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Is that you from the future?

 

[UnusualSubstance]

Is that you from the future?

Yes.

So prepare

 

[Octavia]

No thank you.

Double it and pass it to the next person

 

[Zwielicht]

No, but my parrots would.