Human Brain Cells on a Chip for Sale.

[Dopious]

You got $30K over for a new brain?

World-first biocomputing platform hits the markets.

In a development straight out of science fiction, Australian startup Cortical Labs has released what it calls the world’s first code-deployable biological computer. The CL1, which debuted in March, fuses human brain cells on a silicon chip to process information via sub-millisecond electrical feedback loops.

Designed as a tool for neuroscience and biotech research, the CL1 offers a new way to study how brain cells process and react to stimuli. Unlike conventional silicon-based systems, the hybrid platform uses live human neurons capable of adapting, learning, and responding to external inputs in real time.

So, why did you donate your brain @Rem

Source: https://spectrum.ieee.org/biological-computer-for-sale

 

[Rem]

if the world has a bit of my knowledge
we would be alot better off

 

[Outlaw]

if the world has a bit of my knowledge
we would be alot better off

i'd confuse continents

 

[Zwielicht]

Well, that was certainly interesting to read. I don’t have any other words for this.

 

[TheVigilante]

I am going to buy your all brains so I can create dummy accounts on OO and have them post while I sip a pina colada on a beach

 

[polecat]

I am going to buy your all brains so I can create dummy accounts on OO and have them post while I sip a pina colada on a beach

Sorry friend. I bought rights to your brain or others last night if you want your rights back complete your mission.

 

[TheVigilante]

Sorry friend. I bought rights to your brain or others last night if you want your rights back complete your mission.

I thought you bought all the ferrets brain lol

You are the ferrets king you deserve each and every brain of the ferrets

 

[polecat]

I thought you bought all the ferrets brain lol

You are the ferrets king you deserve each and every brain of the ferrets

I bought your human brain. Ferrets brains or ferrets are part of my Committee equal partners all are members.

 

[TheVigilante]

I bought your human brain. Ferrets brains or ferrets are part of my Committee equal partners all are members.

My brain hates ferrets so it's of no use to you

 

[polecat]

My brain hates ferrets so it's of no use to you

It does not your brain telling me right now"Beam me up, Scotty with two ferrets to my house right now"

 

[TheVigilante]

It does not your brain telling me right now"Beam me up, Scotty with two ferrets to my house right now"

I will cook them and send them as a return parcel at your house so you can enjoy tasty ferrets tikka masala

 

[polecat]

I will cook them and send them as a return parcel at your house so you can enjoy tasty ferrets tikka masala

Would never happen that's against Hindu faith to do that kind of thing.

 

[TheVigilante]

Would never happen that's against Hindu faith to do that kind of thing.

You can always taste who knows you might end up eating them

Just think like you are eating chicken tikka masala

 

[polecat]

You can always taste who knows you might end up eating them

Just think like you are eating chicken tikka masala

Impossible seen records of different people related to having ferrets for like 2000 years.You should will join the ferret crew this year.

 

[TheVigilante]

Impossible seen records of different people related to having ferrets for like 2000 years.You should will join the ferret crew this year.

well keep trying I will be waiting for those ferrets cooking videos of @UnusualSubstance soon

 

[polecat]

well keep trying I will be waiting for those ferrets cooking videos of @UnusualSubstance soon

Don't worry I will go your area invite 100,001 including you each person packing 2 ferrets every of the 100,000 people will have two ferrets total 200,000 you can pick who you want.

The area will have blocked roads plus here is are flying squad for the mission on standy by