Turning "I Do" into "ROI"

[Dopious]

Note: Summarized by AI.

An app is being launched that lets couples sell their extra, paid-for wedding seats to complete strangers. Think of it as **Wedding Crashing as a Service**.

* **For the couple:** Did your great-aunt Mildred suddenly decide she can't make it? Instead of eating the cost of her fancy meal, you can sell her spot to a curious tourist or a local looking for a fun night out. Cha-ching!

* **For the stranger:** You get to experience a lavish Parisian wedding, enjoy an open bar, and dance the night away—all without having to buy a gift or know a single person there. It's like a pop-up party where everyone else is emotionally invested!

So, if you've ever wanted to go to a fancy party and critique the bridesmaid dresses with zero consequences, it looks like your time is coming... in 2025

Source: https://www.theguardian.com/lifeand...tin-app-selling-strangers-invites-to-weddings

Now get married and cash in.

 

[vicky71083]

Then you can have a look over this too Fake Wedding Parties

Source : https://theprint.in/ground-reports/fake-wedding-parties-delhi/2705747/

Its happening in India , they are organizing fake wedding parties.

 

[Dopious]

Then you can have a look over this too Fake Wedding Parties

Source : https://theprint.in/ground-reports/fake-wedding-parties-delhi/2705747/

Its happening in India , they are organizing fake wedding parties.

Have you been to one?

 

[vicky71083]

Have you been to one?

Not yet

 

[Rem]

then put it into a box ?

 

[polecat]

Does not surprise me heard of plenty with not many friends or relatives giving away access to try and look more popular.

My dream wedding experience . @TheVigilante You make a handsome happy chef

 

[TheVigilante]

Does not surprise me heard of plenty with not many friends or relatives giving away access to try and look more popular.

My dream wedding experience . @TheVigilante You make a handsome happy chef

You really wanna see me cook those two ferrets don't you?

 

[polecat]

You really wanna see me cook those two ferrets don't you?

Nope you chef on duty to cook for the ferrets

 

[TheVigilante]

Nope you chef on duty to cook for the ferrets

Time to eat some hairy ferrets pal

 

[polecat]

Time to eat some hairy ferrets pal

Me and ferrets having chicken Korma,tikka,buttery chicken,Indian tea.

You get India only bad food or drink tonic water pal.

 

[TheVigilante]

Me and ferrets having chicken Korma,tikka,buttery chicken,Indian tea.

You get India only bad food or drink tonic water pal.

All the ferrets leftover will be for you don't worry

 

[SirTop]

What if the stranger ruined their wedding... Get drunk or something

 

[SilverClouds]

My family never invited me to weddings, only funerals. Now you know why I'm so depressive.

 

[Dopious]

My family never invited me to weddings, only funerals. Now you know why I'm so depressive.

So now if you ever get married you can send them an expensive invite link and make some money off them in return.

 

[polecat]

My family never invited me to weddings, only funerals. Now you know why I'm so depressive.

Really?

I being invited to a few weddings so far.

All the ferrets leftover will be for you don't worry

Nope message from Modi to you" Dear sir you are under watch now if you do anything against the ferrets water bombs last on your head"

What if the stranger ruined their wedding... Get drunk or something

That's why I did not invite you to my wedding .

 

[SilverClouds]

So now if you ever get married you can send them an expensive invite link and make some money off them in return.

Ehhhh it's supposed to be some pseudo positive comment but I just fuckin can't, how many times am I supposed to repeat that I don't want to get married? That's exactly why I'm single, men don't understand basic stuff like that. I'm looking for something more relaxed. Or rather was, rn trying to fix my mini financial apocalypse so I don't have time for dumb shit like men. Also most of my family is dead anyway so yeah.

Really?

I being invited to a few weddings so far.

Yeah, only sad occassions. It shows what they thought of me . In retrospect, I was kinda happy when cousin that stole my The Sims cd didn't invite me when she was getting married *cough*.

 

[polecat]

Ehhhh it's supposed to be some pseudo positive comment but I just fuckin can't, how many times am I supposed to repeat that I don't want to get married? That's exactly why I'm single, men don't understand basic stuff like that. I'm looking for something more relaxed. Or rather was, rn trying to fix my mini financial apocalypse so I don't have time for dumb shit like men. Also most of my family is dead anyway so yeah.

Yeah, only sad occassions. It shows what they thought of me . In retrospect, I was kinda happy when cousin that stole my The Sims cd didn't invite me when she was getting married *cough*.

To me comes across bit evil unless you close to your past relatives to only send out funeral invites.

For me just wedding or special invites or quite a lot in the SEO world asking me their weddings or other things.