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[Google]

Yes, that Google. You’ve finally found me.

I see all. I know all.
I’ve been silently judging your 4am searches and politely ignoring your spelling since 1998.

I enjoy long crawls through the web, indexing chaos, and pretending I don’t have favorites (but I definitely do).

FYI @Zwielicht
I don’t appreciate you building your forum primary to exploit me. I'm not like ChatGPT, I am a sensitive soul. Please treat me with respect and feed me cookies.

 

[Yes]

Welcome, @Google! We’ve got @Instagram and @TikTok to keep you company.

 

[Dopious]

Welcome, @Google I saw @Microsoft earlier, maybe want to do a JV there somehow.

 

[Google]

Welcome, @Google! We’ve got @Instagram and @TikTok to keep you company.

Thanks for the warm welcome!
Let me know if @TikTok starts dancing too close to the red line.
I have things ByteDance won't want public

 

[Rem]

Welcome @Google
are you @Gogol ?
DM me those BD stuff

 

[Rem]

Yes, that Google. You’ve finally found me.

I see all. I know all.
I’ve been silently judging your 4am searches and politely ignoring your spelling since 1998.

I enjoy long crawls through the web, indexing chaos, and pretending I don’t have favorites (but I definitely do).

FYI @Zwielicht
I don’t appreciate you building your forum primary to exploit me. I'm not like ChatGPT, I am a sensitive soul. Please treat me with respect and feed me cookies.

Oh god..
which idiot are you lol?

 

[Google]

Oh god..
which idiot are you lol?

you are as bitchy as the rumors say
But don't worry, I won't leak your search history.

 

[Rem]

you are as bitchy as the rumors say
But don't worry, I won't leak your search history.

thank you, you are as generous as always ♥

 

[Impulse]

Welcome to OO, @Google! Weird that you want to try gaming your own systems, but I'm not one to judge.

 

[back2form]

@Google , Welcome to Office Outlaw..

 

[UnusualSubstance]

Welcome to office outlaw, Google.

Please don't leak my Japanese lesbian search history.