A realistic way to make $1000 in 2-3 days will be...

[Dopious]

Give us your best ideas, no matter what it is.

So, who is the man of the forum that knows how shit gets done, be bold but realistic.

 

[p3n7357]

Invest 100 in casino get 100% deposit bonus try to 5x them

 

[roydan]

Take a walk in an industrial area and offer your services door to door.

If I had the balls to do that I'd be in a very different place today.

 

[p3n7357]

Take a walk in an industrial area and offer your services door to door.

If I had the balls to do that I'd be in a very different place today.

What would u offer them

 

[roydan]

What would u offer them

What ever it is that I know how to do. If I don't know anything, I'd offer them cleaning services worth $350/day.

 

[t2van]

Legal or not? Worried about fall out / possible issues coming back or just need to make bank no matter what?

 

[Dopious]

Legal or not? Worried about fall out / possible issues coming back or just need to make bank no matter what?

Grey might be ok, no bank robbery please, other than that, the floor is yours.

 

[t2van]

Grey might be ok, no bank robbery please, other than that, the floor is yours.

Do you have any money to spend or you got zero?

I dont think there is any solid way to do $1000 in 2-3 days really could hustle that in a month I think.

Grey / Black / Scam

Would be run an ad and just sell or list a product for 15-25% below RRP make sure the buy price is around the 150-250 mark.

Run a cheap advert. Get 7-4 sales from 100 people seen an advert (law of averages 1-10 in sales) so that should be doable.

Walk away with money and vanish. Paypal / Stripe whatever merchant you used will be binned. But you can probably get away with that as basic card fraud if you do it in the 1000s people will probably hunt you, but for 1 off hit. I think thats what I would do.

Dont think any other way would work really.

 

[Rem]

tell IRS they owe you 1k in tax refunds

 

[polecat]

@Dopious let my ferrets rob his house while they do the work I get some tikka to eat then give the ferrets some tikka as a reward and sell his stuff for a few thousands.

 

[TheVigilante]

@Dopious let my ferrets rob his house while they do the work I get some tikka to eat then give the ferrets some tikka as a reward and sell his stuff for a few thousands.

Your ferrets would be turned into chicken tikka by his cats and then they would feed you so can enjoy the best chicken tikka there is and his cats would get to try a new cuisine

 

[polecat]

Your ferrets would be turned into chicken tikka by his cats and then they would feed you so can enjoy the best chicken tikka there is and his cats would get to try a new cuisine

Ferrets can kill snakes or cats

The prey of the ferrets. On youtube albino ferret kills and eats snake with family within 2 minutes

 

[TheVigilante]

Ferrets can kill snakes or cats

The prey of the ferrets. On youtube albino ferret kills and eats snake with family within 2 minutes

Beware these are no normal cats they are human predators as well

 

[polecat]

Beware these are no normal cats they are human predators as well

Cats are very lazy predators normally.

A ferret can easy beat a dog or cat or many animals because they fight smarter

 

[t2van]

Cats are very lazy predators normally.

A ferret can easy beat a dog or cat or many animals because they fight smarter

Have you never seen an angry cat or a cat fight.

Domestic ferrets don't have a chance.

Cats are anything but lazy predators. They literally hunt and kill for sport.

They don't need to for food as humans feed them.

Then entire statement and reply just like most of your ferret replies is totally and utterly bollocks.

 

[Zwielicht]

If you live around a bunch of people who need help fixing their computers, you could definitely pull this off. You can start this off just by asking someone you know if they know of anyone who needs help with a computer problem.

The best part about this is that when you fix their issues, they refer you to their friends and family who also need help.

It’s actually one of the ways I made money when I was 15 years old.

 

[TheVigilante]

Have you never seen an angry cat or a cat fight.

Domestic ferrets don't have a chance.

Cats are anything but lazy predators. They literally hunt and kill for sport.

They don't need to for food as humans feed them.

Then entire statement and reply just like most of your ferret replies is totally and utterly bollocks.

But cats are strange you feed them they won't care and remember you but feed a dog and he remembers it for a lifetime but yes cats are low maintenance and will take care of themselves

 

[Dopious]

But cats are strange you feed them they won't care and remember you but feed a dog and he remembers it for a lifetime but yes cats are low maintenance and will take care of themselves

Cats remember, they just don't suck-up to us as dogs do.