Believe it or not I'm literally staying a stone throw away from where the incident happened yesterday and everywhere is shut, half-shut or the mood is quite dreary as a consequence and with storm army round the corner,
I'll probably just be staying in and having a few whiskeys while doing some coursework.
Believe it or not I'm literally staying a stone throw away from where the incident happened yesterday and everywhere is shut, half-shut or the mood is quite dreary as a consequence and with storm army round the corner,
I'll probably just be staying in and having a few whiskeys while doing some coursework.
A man with a completely bald head and only one leg is invited to a costume party. He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg, so he writes to a high-end costume store to explain his problem. A few days later he receives a parcel with a note:
Dear Sir,
Enclosed please find a Pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you will look exactly like a Pirate.
The man is offended that the outfit emphasizes his disability, so he writes a letter of complaint. A week passes and he receives another parcel and note.
Dear Sir,
Sorry about the previous parcel. Enclosed please find a Monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you will really look the part.
Now the man is furious, because the company has gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to drawing attention to his bald head. So he writes a really strong letter of complaint. A few days later he gets a very small parcel from the company with an accompanying letter:
Dear Sir,
Enclosed please find a bottle of excellent grenadine syrup. We suggest you pour the red grenadine syrup over your bald head, let it harden, and then stick your wooden leg up your ass and go as a candy apple.
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