Are Pornhub Moans Realistic?

[UnusualSubstance]

So I was watching this porno and the girl in the video was screaming oh yeah daddy harder.

After I cleaned up it got me thinking is this a realistic representation of seggs irl?

I don't want to go in with my mind full of cannot wait for her to call me daddy and she barely even moans ya know.

A part of me is scared that it's all a fabrication and they don't even moan!

Have I been duped by Big Porn my entire life!?

 

[shattered world]

@Mod can we get some community goals or some shit up in this bitch?

I think the first one should be getting @UnusualSubstance laid.

 

[UnusualSubstance]

@Mod can we get some community goals or some shit up in this bitch?

I think the first one should be getting @UnusualSubstance laid.

Can I market my way to acquiring a girlfriend?

 

[shattered world]

Can I market my way to acquiring a girlfriend?

Yes you can.

First you need to determine how you want to present yourself.

So first off do you want to present yourself as a virgin? That's cool if you do, some chicks are into that. More likely to attract a girl with your experience or lack of experience lol

Then you've gotta put yourself out there. Go where your target market is. I don't know where inexperienced chicks hang out because I like women who have been around the block a few times like me but idk go to the library or something. Main thing is go somewhere where you've got an interest in the thing too.

You like anime but stay away from anime conventions or comic cons. Smelly dorks and the men and women there are sleazy af.

 

[UnusualSubstance]

Yes you can.

First you need to determine how you want to present yourself.

So first off do you want to present yourself as a virgin? That's cool if you do, some chicks are into that. More likely to attract a girl with your experience or lack of experience lol

Then you've gotta put yourself out there. Go where your target market is. I don't know where inexperienced chicks hang out because I like women who have been around the block a few times like me but idk go to the library or something. Main thing is go somewhere where you've got an interest in the thing too.

You like anime but stay away from anime conventions or comic cons. Smelly dorks and the men and women there are sleazy af.

A part of me wants a crazy psychotic yandere girlfriend.

Can I add that whilst I am a virgin I have 13 years of watching high intensity porn?

Bit like a CV.

 

[Outlaw]

Offering my founders badge to the first male/female to give the unusual fella a slice

 

[SilverClouds]

She has to have something out of it... Either psychologically, physically, financially, etc. Fullfil her needs in some way. Don't be selfish, self-entitled motherfucker and you'll be ok. What she wants depends on the person since each one has different personality, life goals and preferences.

Bit like a CV.

Actually before you approach you should ask yourself 'what can I offer to this girl' and if nothing then you shouldn't approach in the first place.

 

[UnusualSubstance]

 

[Outlaw]

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Next time I'm knee deep shes getting told to shut her mouth so

 

[clark]

So I was watching this porno and the girl in the video was screaming oh yeah daddy harder.

After I cleaned up it got me thinking is this a realistic representation of seggs irl?

I don't want to go in with my mind full of cannot wait for her to call me daddy and she barely even moans ya know.

A part of me is scared that it's all a fabrication and they don't even moan!

Have I been duped by Big Porn my entire life!?

For your fist experience the environment matters a lot... choose a comfortable, private place where you feel safe, go at your own pace, and communicate.
10/10 My recommendation:

 

[UnusualSubstance]

For your fist experience the environment matters a lot... choose a comfortable, private place where you feel safe, go at your own pace, and communicate.
10/10 My recommendation:
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sir she isn't going to fist me unless she's dominant but then I'll be sad because I think that's supposed to be my role.

 

[SilverClouds]

For your fist experience the environment matters a lot... choose a comfortable, private place where you feel safe, go at your own pace, and communicate.
10/10 My recommendation:
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I'm guessing these are the luxuries in Europe...

Meanwhile Asia be like:

 

[Zwielicht]

I'm guessing these are the luxuries in Europe...

Meanwhile Asia be like:

I like that he marked down going to a love hotel as a business expense. I wonder if he had to explain that choice to his boss later.

 

[botboy]

After I cleaned up

 

[UnusualSubstance]

tbh I used to not even clean up and when I fell asleep and woke up it would just be a crusty stain.

Bit like dried glue really.

 

[Avenger]

What did I just read?

 

[t2van]

I don't want to go in with my mind full of cannot wait for her to call me daddy and she barely even moans ya know.

A part of me is scared that it's all a fabrication and they don't even moan!

A part of me wants a crazy psychotic yandere girlfriend.

Bit like a CV.

Give it a month. @UnusualSubstance will post he found a job in a care home.

12-18 months once someone installs one of those teddy bear cameras, you don't need to worry about marketing yourself.

The press will cover it.


Can see the BBC now digging up your YouTube archive with you eating raw mince, then a cut to you molesting an oldie, vulnerable or insane person.

Imagine the book deal when you get out (18 months because we need the room despite the fact you got 10 years to life) and the movie; I think you could get Tobey Maguire to play you.

At this point almost seems silly to not go through with it.

 

[SilverClouds]

What did I just read?

Bloody fuck @UnusualSubstance, are you trying to get banned *everywhere*?