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Several forest fires are raging in the Calabria region of southern Italy. According to local authorities, most of these fires are arson - some are suspected of being spread by cats. "We have encountered unimaginable scenes," said Domenico Costarella, head of civil protection in the region.

"We have come across unimaginable scenes, even cats that had a rag soaked in flammable liquid tied to their tails. The cats were then released into the fields to help spread the fires," he says in a clip posted on social media.

Costarella adds that rescue workers have also found candles with rags soaked in flammable liquid on top and Molotov cocktails thrown into parched fields.

Source: https://www.repubblica.it/cronaca/2...calabria_gatti_usati_come_inneschi-425486817/

WTF is wrong with people FFS.
 
nothing! We're just being ruled by reptilians (it's their planet btw, and they intend to exterminate us all and take it back). But sure, these are conspiracy theories, nothing to worry about guys, just keep sleeping :)
Tbh if these reptilians are smoking hot females how do I mingle with them?
 
Tbh if these reptilians are smoking hot females how do I mingle with them?
the females are more evil than the males, I don't think you want to mingle with them... Also, they're fucking lizards... well, bipedal lizards, but still. They're not attractive by the standards of humans... ok, of NORMAL humans, I'm not talking about degenerates...

And I don't think you want to mingle with them anyway, they're pretty good hypnotists and - considering that most of us have never seen them in person (they're 2.5-3 meters tall by the way) - we will get stunned or paralyzed when we see one live for the first time. At least I would... I think...

Anyway, I know that you were trying to be funny so you can mask your fear behind this harmless joke, but I genuinely don't want you to meet one of those things... not the aggressive (soldier) types anyway, from what I understood not all of them are evil and want humans dead, but you'll still shit your pants when you see one for the 1st time... probably it's best that you stay drunk all the time so you can't realize what's happening when you meet them :D
 
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the females are more evil than the males, I don't think you want to mingle with them... Also, they're fucking lizards... well, bipedal lizards, but still. They're not attractive by the standards of humans... ok, of NORMAL humans, I'm not talking about degenerates...

And I don't think you want to mingle with them anyway, they're pretty good hypnotists and - considering that most of us have never seen them in person (they're 2.5-3 meters tall by the way) - we will get stunned or paralyzed when we see one live for the first time. At least I would... I think...

Anyway, I know that you were trying to be funny so you can mask your fear behind this harmless joke, but I genuinely don't want you to meet one of those things... not the aggressive (soldier) types anyway, from what I understood not all of them are evil and want humans dead, but you'll still shit your pants when you see one for the 1st time... probably it's best that you stay drunk all the time so you can't realize what's happening when you meet them :D
Hmm interesting.

Are these reptilians in charge of the WEF?
 
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