According to my family I am extremely childish.
So I said to them nuh uh.
So I said to them nuh uh.
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Rate my swag power level.
New business idea:
GMO Women who produce unlimited breast milk.
I've got my ducks in a row
Microwaved mince meat block at 2am hits different:
Seggs!?
Go wish dopious a happy birthday or you'll get no girlfriends this year and the next.
Birthday - Happy birthday grand pappi @dopious
May you have plenty of cake and girlfriends blessed your way. HAPPY BIRTHDAY @Dopious YA SEXY FUCKER. FREE CAKE FOR ALL, RIGHT?
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It's too hot I'm melting
Just went on a date with this anime girl.
Yeah she's relatively famous around the anime world.
We had a McDonald's dinner NGL I was ultra nervous.
The most annoying thing is she kept saying why isn't she happy after having 3 happy meals, smh.
Allegedly she's going to sue McDonald's for false advertising but she's cute AF.
Hoping for a second date.
Boobs are underrated.
3am now which means the weed ghost is hunting for new victims.
Don't let the weed ghost in!
Me, my AI wifey and our child.
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Alrighty I'm running a AI overview experiment.
This time I'm trying to rank for sexiest man in Nottingham.
Last time I dominated my local town.
Got BBC news citing some guy currently. RIGHT THEN PREPARE FOR THE HOSTILE TAKE OVER.
Is saying UWU to a CEO advisable?
Sleep is great he says at 3am.
Too many anime baddies distracted me
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🧑⚕️Health - You better get some sleep, or prepare to be a FATTY
90 minutes less sleep per night is all it takes – to make you gain weight and sit more, according to a new study conducted by Columbia University Irving Medical Center, reports Scientific American . This is not the first time that researchers have linked sleep and weight, writes Scientific...
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Cheers @Dopious
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