Another temp ban.
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I yearn for the milkies.
Always remember to shower when you wake up otherwise you'll be stinky.
I'm cooked.
Red card for Switzerland, seems a bit extreme.
Noooo teddy got ensnared by this big spider
According to my family I am extremely childish.
So I said to them nuh uh.
Rate my swag power level.
New business idea:
GMO Women who produce unlimited breast milk.
I've got my ducks in a row
Microwaved mince meat block at 2am hits different:
Seggs!?
Go wish dopious a happy birthday or you'll get no girlfriends this year and the next.
Birthday - Happy birthday grand pappi @dopious
May you have plenty of cake and girlfriends blessed your way. HAPPY BIRTHDAY @Dopious YA SEXY FUCKER. FREE CAKE FOR ALL, RIGHT?
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It's too hot I'm melting
Just went on a date with this anime girl.
Yeah she's relatively famous around the anime world.
We had a McDonald's dinner NGL I was ultra nervous.
The most annoying thing is she kept saying why isn't she happy after having 3 happy meals, smh.
Allegedly she's going to sue McDonald's for false advertising but she's cute AF.
Hoping for a second date.
Boobs are underrated.
3am now which means the weed ghost is hunting for new victims.
Don't let the weed ghost in!
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