Chuck Norris is visting Jesus

[Octavia]

R.I.P Chuck Norris.


Tell your best Chuck facts

 

[Dopious]

Tell your best Chuck facts

@t2van would have kicked his ass anyway.

 

[Rem]

rip chuck

 

[t2van]

@t2van would have kicked his ass anyway.

100%

I never met him. I met Bill superfoot Wallace and Pat O'Keeffe both kickboxing related.

Mentioned that unsure why.


Death gets us all. Apart from me.

 

[PartsDetective]

I heard about this in the news.

RIP LEGEND

 

[t2van]

 

[ggmopa]

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Think that takes the biscuit that one. Love it.

 

[t2van]

Think that takes the biscuit that one. Love it.

Way of the Dragon 1972... good martial arts film

 

[ggmopa]

Way of the Dragon 1972... good martial arts film

Yep. Big old school martial arts film fan. I think that's possibly my second favourite fight of all time after Jet Li v Billy Chow.

 

[t2van]

Yep. Big old school martial arts film fan. I think that's possibly my second favourite fight of all time after Jet Li v Billy Chow.

Oh ummm.... fist of legend? Thats where he marries a china girl or Japanese girl or something or Im mixing that up with another one.. I know the fight your on about tho

 

[ggmopa]

Oh ummm.... fist of legend? Thats where he marries a china girl or Japanese girl or something or Im mixing that up with another one.. I know the fight your on about tho

Fuck knows. I'll be honest I usually switch off or fast forward to fights when watching these films but final fight in Fist of Legend is the one. Spot on.

 

[Champagne]

RIP Chuck Norris. You will be missed by many.

 

[TheVigilante]

I seen his fights with Bruce Lee but he and me have something in common and that is fitness

RIP

 

[t0mmy]

You just know he’s about to rise from the dead again the day before Easter to beat Jesus’ record… it’s Chuck fucking Norris!!

 

[RogerM]

Chuck Norris is visting Jesus

Jesus is reciving Chuck Norris

Tell your best Chuck facts

• Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
• Chuck Norris cannot turn left, because he is always right.
• Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
• Chuck Norris doesn't tip the waiter. The waiter tips him.
• Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
• Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.
• If rock beats scissors, scissors beats paper, and paper beats rock, what beats all 3 at the same time? Chuck Norris.
• Time waits for no man, unless that man is Chuck Norris.
• When Chuck Norris left home, he told his father: "You're the man of the house now."
• Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
• Chuck Norris doesn't do a push up. He pushes the world down.
• Chuck Norris has to sleep with the lights on because the dark is afraid of him.
• When the bogeyman goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.
• When Chuck Norris goes swimming, sharks get out of the ocean.
• Clouds don't rain. They sweat when they see Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris doesn’t worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.
• When Chuck Norris cooks, he makes the onion cry.
• Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
• When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters. Because not even glass is dumb enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris
• Ghosts tell Chuck Norris stories at the campfire.
• Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
• Outer space exists because it's afraid to be in the same planet with Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.
• Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.