How many of you get two ferrets adopted if I answer your SEO problem on a webinar?

How many of you get two ferrets adopted if I answer your SEO issue on a webinars?

  • Yes I like ferrets

    Votes: 1 16.7%
  • no

    Votes: 5 83.3%

  • Total voters
    6
No
 
I said yes as I like ferrets, but they’re illegal here in California, so… 🤷‍♂️
I am not going to say who I am related to in the American government but this bad law in California needs changed will email that person today we need this law changed

You tried forced marketing at me and that didn't work
It is working you are thinking about ferrets more and more meaning marketing working for you.

Someone who takes longer to adopt or buy often becomes a serious customer here some examples.

I got a free car when I bought my house I got paid £1000 I never tried to sell people kept offering me money since a semi rare car.

I sold wooden to a couple of Polish me and them got into talking about wood next day closed her on the wood and she got two ferrets.
 
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I am not going to say who I am related to in the American government but this bad law in California needs changed will email that person today we need this law changed
Do it! We definitely do need this law changed!

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@SilverClouds at somepoint I will dress as cleaner in a country you living tell you something like this"Well nice lady so here to clean your room may you leave the room for a few hours" once you leave the building stop cleaning then drop of your delivery" throw my work clothing take out my pocket my blonde dye spray my hair then start talking German then get out of your area.

I can change my accent pretty well.

@TheVigilante will be waiting for me on a speed boat I will join him back to India once we get too his house I will meet his family plus uncles then give family the big ferret talk once all of on pro ferret side. Tell him a Bollywood lady waiting at this location once he leaves his house drop of his delivery get on my tuk tuk and drive away

Here me driving away
 

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@SilverClouds at somepoint I will dress as cleaner in a country you living tell you something like this"Well nice lady so here to clean your room may you leave the room for a few hours" once you leave the building stop cleaning then drop of your delivery" throw my work clothing take out my pocket my blonde dye spray my hair then start talking German then get out of your area.

I can change my accent pretty well.

@TheVigilante will be waiting for me on a speed boat I will join him back to India once we get too his house I will meet his family plus uncles then give family the big ferret talk once all of on pro ferret side. Tell him a Bollywood lady waiting at this location once he leaves his house drop of his delivery get on my tuk tuk and drive away

Here me driving away
That lady is going to beat you just look at her expressions 😂
 
That lady is going to beat you just look at her expressions 😂
Nope Indian lady just had me deliver her two ferrets so another happy client

I just have a feeling you will end up just taking about "ferret" throughout the webinar rather than SEO

The SEO is just a clickbait 😁
If people ask me ferret question happy to answer them as well as SEO or tech questions .

I am a trained accountant as well so want me to tell you that stuff just give me your area you based or what is your business issue see about saving you money once we get your two ferrets.
 
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