🫠 I Ate 15 Raw Eggs For Science

[UnusualSubstance]

So basically a couple days ago I ate 15 Raw eggs live on YouTube.

Everything was fine for about 15ish hours.

The calm before the storm.

Then it happened.

I was sat on the toilet and:

"Most of it left in a big explosion.

A sort of big bang.

Then a burning sensation.

Almost as if I ate chilis.

Only a slight bit of blood so I guess they did slice a little.

Looking in the toilet bowl revealed calcium-shit mess.

Sprayed absolutely everywhere at Mach 1.

Ass had a slight burning sensation for about an hour."

I have advanced humanity with this knowledge.

The limit is 3-15 eggs for me as I can have 2 eggs and not experience calcium Armageddon.

Have a great Monday folks.

 

[Word Wizard]

I'm erect

 

[UnusualSubstance]

I'm erect

You majestic bastard.

WAnna share some raw eggs with me at the eventual office outlaw event?

 

[polecat]

Be careful to much of anything can bad

 

[Word Wizard]

You majestic bastard.

WAnna share some raw eggs with me at the eventual office outlaw event?

Only if it's Lady and the Tramp style

 

[UnusualSubstance]

Only if it's Lady and the Tramp style

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[t2van]

You probably should have built up to eating 15. Did you train or anything before hand or did you just go 'hey body, deal with this' lol

 

[UnusualSubstance]

You probably should have built up to eating 15. Did you train or anything before hand or did you just go 'hey body, deal with this' lol

I went from eating 1 or two a day to 15.

Fucking got calcium scale at the bottom of my toilet now.

Impossible to sort out.

Made for a great YouTube livestream though.

 

[t2van]

I went from eating 1 or two a day to 15.

Fucking got calcium scale at the bottom of my toilet now.

Impossible to sort out.

Made for a great YouTube livestream though.

Yeah I did see your video on your profile with you shitting. I couldn't watch it, I got an iron stomach for smells and all that normally but watching you shit yourself on the pan wasn't my cup o tea.


Yeah 2 to 15 LOL