Money making idea...

[t2van]

Enjoy brainstorming. Helps I started early this week.

Now anyone can use my idea it's OK I've done enough in this life to require the after life good will. Plus I have enough money to buy all the alcohol I require.

Anyhow I'm in the UK so I'll provide what I can to make this universal to understand where evefe you are in the universe.

I'm also out next weekend so this is a once in a kife time idea for you.

Tomato sauce. Bottles.

(ketchup)

Specifically this type (thank fuck for mobile auto words)

The bloody problem.

That hole the sauce comes out of. Why I'm 20255 is it so 1 dimensional I mean there is no way having 1 sauce setting is acceptable.

At the start of the bottle you get thick sauce at the end if defaults to shotgun mode. There's no fine setting till your half way through.

Here I am a busy man. Cooking meal and fucking hienze thinks I need to keep half bottles of sauce at home to elevate my chips to fine.. Ney.. Michelle fine dinning.

Every time I use that bottle it fucks me off. Brown. Mayo. Tom sauce. Bbq it's all the same and all these companies have the same design.

I swear it's big sauce keeping us down.

Well no more.

The idea for you guys:

Now it needs a small investment say a 3d printer what's that 500 quid and one of these bad boys

Now not the actual hose spray but that adjustable ring on the end.

We all must have used one.

Now 3d print thst and put it on a ketchup bottle.

Fuck me. What a winner.

No more waiting till the end of the bottle if if I require shotgun mode for chips bing.

Fine lines hey I got you.

The designs are endless but I have thought on that.

I think colour matching them as well red for Tom sauce. White for mayo is a fun novel idea.

Some settings to get you started


Shotgun. When I just need to spray my food.

Fine. Artist lines.

Fat. When I need fat artist lines.

Normal. The fucking default setting for all those with nostalgia

Smiley face. For the kids*

Create a fucking murder setting. Where you dump the enite bottle in a plate for them idiots who only eat tomato ketchup sauce


*you could take that and make animal. Prints etc.

It's worse because you find these now on honey bottles.

Having a fast. Normal or just fucking pour setting would be good.


There you are outlaws. When your king of ketchup sauce caps and driving a lambo.

Think of me.



I was going to karama pay wall this entire post but no. It's free. Go earn on me

 

[Aristocratic]

After reading this post, it finally hit me... it’s Friday. Thank you, Sherlock

 

[t2van]

After reading this post, it finally hit me... it’s Friday. Thank you, Sherlock

I was worried I was too forward thinking for the OO

OR it explained the surge in 3d printer sales last hour

 

[Aristocratic]

I was worried I was too forward thinking for the OO

OR it explained the surge in 3d printer sales last hour

whatever you are smoking works like a charm lol

keep it up and stay safe

love ya, no homo

 

[t2van]

whatever you are smoking works like a charm lol

keep it up and stay safe

love ya, no homo

I dont smoke. I'm just a lovable creative.

That sauce top is a winner, if big sauce gotten to you I understand.

 

[Aristocratic]

That sauce top is a winner

Lets start a campaign and crowdfund this idea.

"Created and Funded by OO"

 

[t2van]

Lets start a campaign and crowdfund this idea.

"Created and Funded by OO"

Oh! You saucy bastard.

I like it. You can spread the wealth between all the OG members and anyone else who wants to get in on this.

I think you just need to patent it. Licence is and sit back enjoy the money flow in like a river of hot sauce.

We need to get @Zwielicht now to create a sub forum for you to start your journey so we can all follow it.

I'll be happy to mentor. I need no money from it honestly.

Go with it.

 

[MR.Spuf]

After reading this post, it finally hit me... it’s Friday. Thank you, Sherlock

I thought it's first of April

 

[t2van]

I thought it's first of April

Cheers guys with feedback like that I might not express my Friday money making hacks on here

I knew starting with the sauce cap was risky. Least it set the bar moving forward now.

 

[Champagne]

Keep going

 

[Impulse]

I think for extra novelty, you could 3d print a sauce nozzle kind of thing in the shape of a gun, and call it the sauce shooter.... or does that just sound like a weird euphemism...?

Sauce Gun? Ketchup Blaster? Condiment Cannon?

 

[t2van]

I think for extra novelty, you could 3d print a sauce nozzle kind of thing in the shape of a gun, and call it the sauce shooter.... or does that just sound like a weird euphemism...?

Sauce Gun? Ketchup Blaster? Condiment Cannon?

Oh. My. Gawd... We need to talk.

You just stumbled onto the untapped novelty side. Plus you found the easy sell to all the themed stake houses out there.

 

[Impulse]

Oh. My. Gawd... We need to talk.

You just stumbled onto the untapped novelty side. Plus you found the easy sell to all the themed stake houses out there.

Novelty is always a good selling point. I bought one of these a while ago:

I mean, it's just a spatula, but who wouldn't spend extra to get one that is shaped like a rifle?

Now imagine that and and the condiment cannon side-by-side at a BBQ.... everyone would be so impressed.

 

[t2van]

I am in awe.

I need one of them spat guns in my life.

100% onto a winner here just need to develop some other products to go with the line now. I'll wait till I have creative fuel running through my body

 

[MisterF]

See you on Dragons Den next series mate, explaining to Peter Jones why he should put £50k in for 8% of the business.

 

[MR.Spuf]

Cheers guys with feedback like that I might not express my Friday money making hacks on here

I knew starting with the sauce cap was risky. Least it set the bar moving forward now.

Don't stress it out mate, we're envy cause you took action.

Do your thing!

 

[t2van]

See you on Dragons Den next series mate, explaining to Peter Jones why he should put £50k in for 8% of the business.

You should know I normally loan money to Peter Jones. This isn't for me but if you need me to be the face of it then so be it. I'm just trying to help some OO member get a lambo.

Don't stress it out mate, we're envy cause you took action.

Do your thing!

No stress from me. I understand sometimes I'm about 5-15 years or more ahead of the game.

Guaranteed someone will see this post. One night you will be in front of the TV when it comes up on QVC at 4am and you will be just smirk remembering where it all began.

 

[MR.Spuf]

One night you will be in front of the TV when it comes up on QVC at 4am and you will be just smirk remembering where it all began.

I don't have a tv, jokes on you

And I can't afford one, I heard @Remi has even $19.99 for a domain, she's on 0.1% elites...