🥘 Food & Drink 🔥 NGL this "smash patty" was delicious

[UnusualSubstance]

This is probably the easiest way to make a pseudo smash patty.



So essentially you take 500 grams of beef mince and use a burger presser to smash it down.

I pressed it down until it fit the whole pan.

Salt liberally.

I then cooked it until I started to smell burning because I'm too lazy to set a timer.

Flip.

Cook again til you smell burning.

And Voila.

Plate and pour residual fat and wait about 5 mins so the meat can marinate in its own succulent juices.

Enjoy.

Pics included for reference.

 

[Dopious]

You`ll need a ton of real butter too .. and a real iron pan without non-stick.

 

[RiskyStuff]

Poor man's food habits. This type of meat is like bread or some random cookies, you don't know what you're eating.

 

[Octavia]

This is probably the easiest way to make a pseudo smash patty.



So essentially you take 500 grams of beef mince and use a burger presser to smash it down.

I pressed it down until it fit the whole pan.

Salt liberally.

I then cooked it until I started to smell burning because I'm too lazy to set a timer.

Flip.

Cook again til you smell burning.

And Voila.

Plate and pour residual fat and wait about 5 mins so the meat can marinate in its own succulent juices.

Enjoy.

Pics included for reference.

At least its not RED, there is still hope

 

[SilverClouds]

Yeah I think I'm just gonna grab some takeaway from the fridge. There are salads there, even.

 

[roydan]

I can't believe you'll choose this over a tomato. Seriously the best veggie. It's so good they made it a fruit.

 

[Champagne]

Try this with five eggs. I did it once, and it was good, but my stomach was like, “WTF?” after a few hours.

 

[RiskyStuff]

where seasoning bro...

 

[RiskyStuff]

And it's not fully minced...
You could mince it a lot harder.

And it's collagen + meat.

Fck that shit!!

So many flaws.

 

[UnusualSubstance]

where seasoning bro...

And it's not fully minced...
You could mince it a lot harder.

And it's collagen + meat.

Fck that shit!!

So many flaws.

So many flaws hmmmmm.

 

[RiskyStuff]

So many flaws hmmmmm.

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Fake news. I see plenty on Instagram these days.

 

[shattered world]

Now that’s what I call LIT!

 

[RiskyStuff]

They sell resources for this patty for $2 / kg here, just replace beef with pork. I think you can scale easily with pork.

 

[Spiderman]

Whoa this is sweet man!

 

[UnusualSubstance]

A whole chicken for breakfast.

 

[RiskyStuff]

A whole chicken for breakfast.

ja pierdole... this shot

eat carbohydrates, you'll disappear!

 

[GoldenGlovez]

You`ll need a ton of real butter too .. and a real iron pan without non-stick.

^^ anything high heat fry, like a smash burger, should NOT be done on a non-stick pan. Unless you enjoy your PFAS toppings

 

[RiskyStuff]

^^ anything high heat fry, like a smash burger, should NOT be done on a non-stick pan. Unless you enjoy your PFAS toppings

Maybe air fryer then...

Frying? I got better results with slow coooker or oven 250 Celsius. Oven is best for high fat meat cuts in my experience.

Smash burger in this thread is of course controversial. Nobody should eat like this. hehe

 

[SilverClouds]

A whole chicken for breakfast.

Wait, did he actually cook this, it's not raw? *stares at the screen*

 

[UnusualSubstance]

Wait, did he actually cook this, it's not raw? *stares at the screen*

I have a confession.

My sister made this chicken but then she ordered food from just eat so she said I can have it.