Special delivery idea

[polecat]

Jesus Christ, dude just won't fuck off.

This is your problem... You don't understand the concept of consent. I have to agree. I have to be into you too. You wanting me is not enough.

Kinda, eh? Works both ways, I'd say men are a distraction when you work on your life goals... They are very self entitled and want my full attention.

Here best advice could give you on men only dates one who like ferrets same for friends follow same rules or clients or anything else.

Ask the following questions before dating "Do you like ferrets?" if say no don't date that a jerk of some kind.

If say yes ask follow up question"What colour of ferrets do you like the most?" if seem confused we found a liar so no dating .

If says "yes"I like albino or polecats" now it's time for you to both go on a date.

You being dating a few months going well now time to ask the serious question the most important one"Do you have two ferrets?" if says more give him a strong yes or two " same results from you

Now you and the ferret guy you dating ready to move in or get married just follow these dating tips make sure you both always nice to the ferrets

 

[SilverClouds]

ready to move in or get married

Literally not looking for that . Damn, it's like, men want these things . Why would I want to move in, I already have a maid, not looking to become one for someone else.

just follow these dating tips make sure you both always nice to the ferrets

Such a cute little face . Just look at that cute nose, omg.

 

[polecat]

Literally not looking for that . Damn, it's like, men want these things . Why would I want to move in, I already have a maid, not looking to become one for someone else.

Such a cute little face . Just look at that cute nose, omg.

True. Slavic ferrets pretty cute. I get shared photos from Slavic women I work with on updates on ferrets.

I like Swedish ones looks a lot for the nice curly hair most got for the snow.

 

[SilverClouds]

True. Slavic ferrets pretty cute. I get shared photos from Slavic women I work with on updates on ferrets.

I like Swedish ones looks a lot for the nice curly hair most got for the snow.

Wooo, curly haired ferrets?

 

[polecat]

Wooo, curly haired ferrets?

Yes they got special breed which is designed to keep them warm in the snow Angora ferrets