🧑‍⚕️Health The time I ran and my foreskin swelled up like a massive balloon

[UnusualSubstance]

So I went running last winter and I was testing these new running shorts on.

They were comfy and dandy.

I went running for about an hour from my home to my parents house.

I noticed my pp felt a little warm at first but I carried on running anyway.

But because it was so cold my foreskin was rubbing against the side of my underwear.

The cold numbed any friction burn pain and when I eventually got to my parents house I went for a pee.

My foreskin was as swollen as this slow mo guys balloon image and it looked almost exactly like it:

Because the swollen mass was so thick I had to pee in 5 separate streams like a strange kaleidoscope of piss acrobatics.

And yea my family said and I quote who the fucks been pissing on the floor.

Moral of the story is always be sure to check your foreskin before going for a run and don't run in -1c or you'll not feel the friction pain.

 

[shattered world]

Bro..

 

[UnusualSubstance]

Bro..

Yes bro what's on your mind?

Seggs!?

 

[RiskyStuff]

Personally I haven't seen improvement from running. It was minimal.

Walking in bad shoes feels a lot better.

Why bad shoes?

You'll get your foot almost in contact with the ground and you can massage foot as a reward. It's really cool.

I don't know what this thread is about, so I just posted my memories.

No, don't fcking run. It's overrated and your lungs don't really need running. It's only useful when you try to escape from a predator.

On a mission to marry a crazy psychotic yandere

Think about psychedelic instead of psychotic.

 

[t2van]

Of course I wont laugh said the nurse. "I am a professional. In over 20 years of working here, I've never laughed at a patient."

"Okay, then," Said Bob, and he proceeded to drop his trousers revealing the smallest male part the nurse had ever seen. In length and width, it was almost identical to a AAA battery.

Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to suppress a giggle, but it just came out. Feeling very bad at laughing at the mans part she composed herself as well as she could. "I am very sorry," she said. "I don't know what came over me. On my honor, as a nurse and a lady, I promise that won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?"

"Its swollen," Bob replied.

She ran out of the room.

 

[clark]

Of course I wont laugh said the nurse. "I am a professional. In over 20 years of working here, I've never laughed at a patient."

"Okay, then," Said Bob, and he proceeded to drop his trousers revealing the smallest male part the nurse had ever seen. In length and width, it was almost identical to a AAA battery.

Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to suppress a giggle, but it just came out. Feeling very bad at laughing at the mans part she composed herself as well as she could. "I am very sorry," she said. "I don't know what came over me. On my honor, as a nurse and a lady, I promise that won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?"

"Its swollen," Bob replied.

She ran out of the room.

made my day