What’s the most ridiculous lie you believed as a kid?

[LuxRiches]

When I was little, my mom used to feed me rice and curry balls (with either vegetables, scrambled eggs, fish, or meat inside them) by telling me they were different animal eggs. ‘Here comes an elephant egg! Now a horse egg!’ And I’d eat them like I was on a National Geographic safari. Zero hesitation. Full trust. Peak childhood bliss.

 

[Impulse]

I used to be a hyperactive little kid, and that could be really draining for my parents at points.

If they needed to tire me out, they’d bait me into exhausting myself.

“I bet you can’t run in a circle around the garden 20 times!”
“Oh, yeah?! Well, I’ll show you!”

I remember doing that very clearly, and only later on in life did I realize that they actually just needed me to calm tf down sometimes.

 

[LuxRiches]

I used to be a hyperactive little kid, and that could be really draining for my parents at points.

If they needed to tire me out, they’d bait me into exhausting myself.

“I bet you can’t run in a circle around the garden 20 times!”
“Oh, yeah?! Well, I’ll show you!”

I remember doing that very clearly, and only later on in life did I realize that they actually just needed me to calm tf down sometimes.

Haha, classic parent move! I bet they were just sitting there with snacks and a cold drink, watching you run in circles like,’Yep, this is working perfectly.’

 

[back2form]

Since, I was very little kid.. I can't remember anything..

But Now, my very little kid believes - The avatar image as me.. who fishes in the moon

I said her before sometimes, the guy in the moon is me*

From next the day, she itself says to her mom and all.. see dad in moon like that

 

[TheVigilante]

Nothing off the top of my head but yeah we have been mislead a lot and fed forcefully lol

 

[Dopious]

Telling me not to do stuff that are dangerous, like the time I and a buddy built a tiny raft, going out on the big lake at 6 years old, pff, we were fckn pirates.

 

[Rem]

When I get sick it's because I am on the PC too long