What’s the Most Useless Skill You’ve Mastered?

[Rockin]

I used to have mastery over sweating plebs in csgo.

Sadly.

It's been many years since I last played.

Hey, once a CSGO legend, always a CSGO legend. Muscle memory never truly dies, you’d probably still wipe the floor with half the lobby if you picked it up again. Maybe it's time for a nostalgic comeback?

trolling

A classic. The internet’s oldest art form. Takes true skill to troll just enough without getting banned

I keep relatable memes... pictures and videos for chats with my friends.

At times, I hold on to some for years just waiting for the right moment to drop them

The one I used this week was from Peaky Blinders. It landed so perfectly because my friend's name is also Grace and the WA group chat was about relationships that day

You’re not just holding memes, you’re curating emotional payloads. Respect to the meme snipers who wait years for the perfect drop.

I can touch the tip of my nose with my tongue.

The blokes aren't interested, but you should see the wives and girlfriends' eyes light up

That’s a party trick with elite reactions. Blokes may shrug, but the ladies clearly know talent when they see it

 

[MR.Spuf]

Installing Windows 95, 98, XP, 2000, 2007, 10 and I suspect it will become redundant 11 as well

 

[polecat]

Got none I know my random skills I can find Indian food anywhere in the world in seconds with no past area location knowledge such as decided could not be bothered waiting 2 hours for bus so walked 14 miles met up with Indian chef give pleasant values with him and got some killer Indian food .

I can relax any ferret down in seconds.

 

[Outlaw]

answering questions not goodly

 

[ProjectLimitless]

Procrastination.
Don't @ me saying it's not a skill. It is a skill when you waste hours staring at a wall lol

 

[Pythagore]

browsing aimlessly the same 3 tabs..

Switching every 20 sec, to see an update...