🧑‍⚕️Health Why does milk taste so delicious?

[UnusualSubstance]

So it's a super hot day here in the United Kingdom and I'm sweating my balls off.

I usually head over to the fridge and crack open a coke zero but alas we've ran out.

So what do I do?

Grab a nice succulent glass of milk and down it in seconds.

The dairy Goddess spoke to me and she said "yeah that's right get those casomorphins you slut".

I'm addicted to milkies.

You ever just down milkies?

 

[TheVigilante]

Get an AI girlfriend and it will taste more good

 

[Dopious]

I'm addicted to milkies.

Miss your baby youth huh.

 

[UnusualSubstance]

Miss your baby youth huh.

Yes.

I'm gonna buy this soon.

 

[t2van]

Yes.

I'm gonna buy this soon.

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As a seller of that product I can confirm it's 100% false


Edit

Thought it was humanz milc

 

[SilverClouds]

Yes.

I'm gonna buy this soon.

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You muslim or wut

 

[UnusualSubstance]

As a seller of that product I can confirm it's 100% false


Edit

Thought it was humanz milc

Is your human milk from UK mums?

Dont want to risk buying breast milk from Alibaba because I might end up with lead poisoning.

 

[t2van]

Is your human milk from UK mums?

Sure, why not "UK mums" I can stick whatever you want on the packet. Do you want to fax me your credit card

 

[IMGuy]

Because it is milk.

 

[Dopious]

Sure, why not "UK mums" I can stick whatever you want on the packet. Do you want to fax me your credit card

Scamming with cream are we, hmm.

 

[t2van]

Scamming with cream are we, hmm.

Skimming the fat on the milk

 

[UnusualSubstance]

Skimming the fat on the milk

Reported to trading standards mate cheers.

You know that got me thinking how would one test if it's actual human breast milk?

I need to see them use those nipple suction cups in person I guess.