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Just a reminder that threats of harm against someone is NOT acceptable on OO.

You guys can throw insults sure but do not let it get to IRL threats.

Given the contents of this thread along with what we can see from his recent posts, the staff made the decision to refund his payment for Sapphire. Even if he's not Sartre and having a mental health crisis, we cannot in good faith accept this payment for that reason alone.

In case any of you are wondering why he still has Sapphire Status, we manually gave him 7 days free since this was our decision to refund the payment.

He's been sent a DM about this informing him of the refund and the reason why in the gentlest way possible.

To answer another concern, he is not eligible for Platinum Status.

Update: He haha’d the message and logged off.

Update 2: He responded fairly positively to the message.

Poor boy. Seemed to be such a funny guy. Rick rolled us.

vicky71083 said:

I think timeline is done now , can you please check.

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The defendant, @Abdul123, has been banned from Office Outlaw.

Unfortunately, he did not log in during the allotted 72 hour timeframe and has been offline since March 20th, 2026.

I'm a jewish, atheist minister now. $20 from becoming a Dr in Metaphysics. Whatever that means. Probably better read what it's about before completing my doctorate.

The defendant, @Abdul123, has 24 hours to respond to this Tribunal upon logging in.

In the event that the defendant does not log in over the next 72 hours, their account will be permanently banned from Office Outlaw.

If anyone else has a similar issue or pertinent information in regards to the situation with the defendant, please post about it in this thread.

Until this issue has been resolved, the following restrictions will be applied to the defendant's account:

• New avatars cannot be uploaded.
• Profile edits cannot be done.
• Signature changes cannot be done.
• New direct messages cannot be started.

Notes: Another warning for sales violation has been applied to @Abdul123's account as he was not permitted to sell here.

demonic_man said:

are they overlocking thier mobility?

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They are legsmaxxing.

Weekend quiz time again.

Fresh questions ready if you feel like giving it a go.

Quiz link:

Weekend Quiz - Vol 5

A relaxed weekend quiz with a mix of general knowledge, entertainment, and sports. Made for fun, learning, and a quick mental refresh.

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Feel free to drop your score below : )

t0mmy said:

Careful now... the boa1rd could all be in on it, one giant fucking board of orgy directors all looking to inspect your manhole.

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NOW YOU TELL ME?????

Now I'm afraid I'm going to have 3 Steves sending me these passive aggressive emails about how I should've gotten with them instead!

If you know me, you know I'm not a fan of these natural supplements, but someone I trust said it changed their life.

It came with this spoon, and the instructions say to take one spoon per day:


I'll let you know how it worked out

Either they elders or younger, now a days things being straight.. if you respect you'll get respect, if you not they can't.. or sometimes if they not respecting your thoughts or you than stop giving them.. they are elders but doesn't mean to disrespect your younger ones. In India from childhood parents teach us give respect either they give you or not.. but now i stop all.. In my family all are expecting a lot from me. I did everything the best or much better i can do but after few days they started complaining.. this that.. pls go from my life.. i stop talking with them, stop everything.. just still doing my things as a human being. Now they are saying before you are too good but not now.. seriously that time you have a list of complaints. Now i am enjoying myself as i want to do.

(sorry in advance for the long read, im not a graphic kind of guy - hope this of some use to people)

note: I didn't just pay for the 'method' I had someone create everything as well - lol

Launching a product can be tough. When doing so people focus on 3 areas.

Sales, Traffic & Leads


This can be broken down in various ways.

Sales

• Your own ecommerce store or platform.
• Amazon
• Other marketplace listing

Traffic

• Ads
• Content
• Social Media

Leads

• Email
• Social Media
• Landing Pages

Before, After or during launch everyone starts by putting a little focus into all categories before ALL attention gets put into sales. After all that’s where the money is, sales often become the proven factor that works so that’s where you put your time and effort in.

Once sales fall flat or slow down because it worked previously people tend to do one of two things:

1. Introduce a new product and start that cycle over.
2. Pump ads or look for influencers to get more sales.

The cycle continues and frustration builds up not understanding why something has flat lined.


There is a better way


I’m sharing the exact method I used (and paid for, so you don’t have to) how I launched an off line campaign that generated over £4m in sales for 2026 alone (yes the start of this year has been very good)



I’m now looking to duplicate this into a formula I can use to drive and build up the retail side of the business which I’ll share later on.

Focusing on sales is fine but that’s not where the money comes from instead we want to focus on content and leads. It seems obvious but it’s painfully overlooked.



Content

• My content was a kit which contained a leaflet, a tea bag, kitkat and a grow your own lunch kit
• As well as some links to dedicated google slide decks and some stand alone web pages.

Leads

• I built up exclusivity landing pages to generate a corporate mailing list.
• The email list that followed focused on national holidays that acted as reminders of how my product and service could be used.

Nothing special at this point.

When sending out the information we focused on Social Proof and Problem Proof.


In each of the leaflets, website and slide decks I provided social proof from past agencies I have worked with as well as big brand companies (Vitality Insurance, HSBC, NHS, Starbucks) along with quotes, videos and photos of the products from the each of those companies.

This gave me enough social proof to demonstrate I was legitimate and could work with larger corporations. After all these guys trusted me, so why don’t you?

My junk mail out to random agencies I never worked with slowly went from something that could end up in the bin to if anyone given the time had reviews from piers within the industry and instantly recognisable brands.

The rest of our content focused on problem proofing. Why buying or using me as a supplier could fix a range of problems these companies might have focusing on community outreach, green community funds and so on.

Once I got these people hoked I offered up a landing page where I can capture emails and leads, the focus was on an “exclusive lunch club” some typical elite bullshit that these big companies I was targeting eat up.

I requested people share lunch updates on a dedicated site.

Our email list was very highly targeted and having pre planed content all we done was send out notifications about how to grow your lunch, when to harvest and suggestions on the best way to enjoy it.

From there the rest of the automated emails focused on world event days where our products can be used not just that but we made them topical to make sending an email that day almost relevant but not really.

An example is pancake day in the UK. I don’t do nothing with pancakes but I think the title was something like


Don’t flip this pancake day.


We focused on a pile of days like that relevant to the UK regardless if they are global or not, some example’s.

• Mental Health Day
• National Allotment week
• Pancake Day
• Valentines Day
• And so on...

We done this as we needed to constantly educate our target clients that our products and service offering had multiple uses. By being consistent and focusing on traffic and leads it paid off.

So how does this help or how can we translate this online you ask.



So this how I am going about it and how you can to!


Lets go back to our list and look at Traffic.


Traffic is all about building content that converts. The more focused the content the higher the conversions.

We need to create content that converts, this is probably the hardest bit and requires the most amount of time, effort and money spent.

No one wants to put the effort into this as to be honest it’s hard, boring and I think can come off as a little tacky and gmicky but it does work. It just requires a ton of effort not many will put in because paying for ads has to be easier right?

Well do this section once, do it right and it pays.

Now the trick came from building up our focus points we needed to hit in order to get traffic.

These fall into the following categories and the lower you go the less they tend to convert.


Social Proof

Highly targeted, people claiming your product or your business is great. The more you have people doing that the better.

This can be adverts, customers sharing videos or information about your products online. Anything that gives the Joe public a reason to talk and shout about you.


Borrowed Proof

Looking at other peoples proof this can be taking a snippet of Somone famous saying something about the problem your product fixes and adding that to your short. It’s a bit tacky and you need to be careful you don’t look like your crossing a line.

Best example you tend to see of this is currently youtube shorts where you see Joe Rogan or similar kind of person talk about something for 2-3 seconds then the rest of the clip is full of bullshit.

It looks like Joe endorsed that video or the topic but he hasn’t really. That’s what you want be aiming for, for social proof.

So how that would work for a product is, say Joe Rogan says green tea is great. You could have a snippet of him saying that and then cut to your green tea product and then list off all the health things it can do.

You don’t want to miss lead anyone you want to use whatever is quoted or whatever is out there is borrowed proof.


Problem Proof

Similar to the green tea example above. You list the problems your product can solve and you promote them.

Slow digestive system – drink green tea
Boot metabolisim in the morning – drink green tea


It just needs to be a fact. Find the problems that you can create content around, so the proof is in the problem and the product becomes the soloution of the product.

All the focus here is becoming the problem solver.


Viral Proof

This is just traffic that gains traffic and becomes popular. It won’t convert well it often focuses on jokes, funny content anything to get something to go viral.




Now you have each traffic source. Where do you think people spend all their time marketing? Yup, Viral proof. They aim for something to go viral thinking it gives maximum impact.

While yes it can, conversions are often very low and not worth the time or energy.

Going virual just grows the number of likes, comments, views. It wont impact your business that much, sure new followers, new views and comments but it wont convert to leads and sales.

It takes a ton of time and effort and often you sit there thinking you created something social only for it to fall flat and 200 people view it.

Now if you took the time to get 200 people to view the social proof you might gain 5-20 customers. This effects the business and builds revenue. In other words it generates sales.

By doing this daily. The content generates the traffic, traffic generates sales. It’s a slow and steady process with potentially big results.


I’ve got a very similar formula set up currently for our ‘low hanging fruit’ keywords and traffic. Which just focuses soly on socil proof and is super targeted as it zeros in on a particular customer type that knows exactly what they are searching for.

The same can be done when creating search content by focusing on problem proof. Recognise issues and problems customers have and target your article or content in aiming to fix these problems.

My plan is to start to introduce this on social by using Facebook, Instragram and X.

By focusing on social platforms we can target leads.


Those potential customers that now interact with the content, leave a comment, clicked a link and left an email you now start to reach out to them. Message them directly, reply to comments and build up engagement.

You use the social proof while reaching out to say have you tried this, X tried our product and had these results and so on.

Direct them to dedicated landing pages and introduce the social proof there your trying to milk the lead as much as possible with your social proof to help build a sale.

Those sales end up turning into more content and so the cycle continues.

I never really gave any shits about world book day, pancake day as a business to be totally honest I never once thought about targeting it but so far for the corp side of thing it worked very well and I can't see why not as part of emailing or lead generation why the same thing would not work for retail customers. Pretty silly not to have given it much focus before to be honest.


That’s our target goal for adapting this sales strategy from off line to online.


Every day we create some content that falls within one of the above mentioned proofs, every day we engage, every day we aim for a sale.


The product focus comes second and driving traffic and engagement comes first. Sales should naturally follow, just like they did with our kits. I see no reason why this cant work online. Granted will take a ton of time and effort in other areas but the pay off should work.

This going to be the foundation for our social stategy previously I just wanted to post up products and content I guess I’ll still do that but it will now have more of a clear direction.

I was never really convinced on how to go about doing this previously but if it’s worked once there’s no reason why it can’t work again.

Here https://officeoutlaw.com/threads/get-100-000-ultimate-chatgpt-prompts-pack.2392/

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Yeah, I knew there was something missing - this place wasn't corporate enough. Fixed, I see.

Found this out today and got me another year of security updates for free by following this, nice.

@indianmojojojo just published an article for me on Digital Journal, and he was exceptional in business relations.

I presented the idea and my url, and he crafted a PR-style article that's just fit for the job, I couldn't do more if I were to write the article.

He sent the draft to me for proofreading, and I did, corrected 1 or 2 things, and boom, it was published under 24 hours.

I got 2 links on the page, and I'm happy with everything.

$33 per month? EASY!! Take my credit card!!!

Not sure how to transfer these, but the site is hosted on Hostinger, and all the domains are on Namecheap:
1. Site: blockcolorhair.com - A free review copy that I can't even remember who gave me, or if I even requested it. It has some poor AI / spun content, from before AI was cool (Apr 9, 2026)
2. Domain: girldadarena.com (exp: Aug 28, 2026)
3. Domain: drrobertpedal.com (exp: May 21, 2026)
4. skinplusmakeup.com - was given to me by Sartre, so take it into consideration (expec 24, 2025)

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