Door Knockers: Please Note

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I'm not here to sell, I'm here to solve you a problem!
Did you know how dirty your tap water is? Let me hook up these electrodes and I'll show you how our filtered water compares to the mud you let you kids drink.
 
Man, that's a "please call in" sign if I ever seen one

The responses to not paying attention to those signs vary significantly lol
 
This is genius
It became even funnier to me when I saw the “fundraising stories”

How much would people actually make if they had to pay $50 just to tell their story in one minute? 😄

Who’s raising funds for who at this point?
 
I'm not here to sell, I'm here to solve you a problem!
Did you know how dirty your tap water is? Let me hook up these electrodes and I'll show you how our filtered water compares to the mud you let you kids drink.
Now that's what I call a nice sales pitch
 
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