My balls have caused a solar eclipse.We only miss the sun when it starts to snow
Thank you for this reminder![]()
You want my balls?Come to India, and your balls will transform into omelettes.
@Dopious you have that image saved yeah?
Haha, yea, posted it in one of the big-balls-bertha threads in the forum.@Dopious you have that image saved yeah?
Oh absolutely not only was I going to season your balls with salt and pepper, I was gonna sous-vide them at 135°F for precisely two hours, garnish with a sprig of rosemary and serve 'em on a bed of couscous like a five-star chef whispering, “Chef’s nuts kiss.”You were gonna season my balls with salt and pepper and gobble them weren't you?
@MgicalaEarnerWhat happens to your balls buddy?
Thankfully my step dad @Dopious supplied me with another "strap on" style balls.UnusualSubstance won't be able to produce sperm anymore.