Door Knockers: Please Note

[ggmopa]

 

[ExecutePHP]

Honestly curious how something like this would play out in court. With a camera above the door, with audio, I wonder if it’s a winnable case or be seen as asinine by the judge.

 

[roydan]

I'm not here to sell, I'm here to solve you a problem!
Did you know how dirty your tap water is? Let me hook up these electrodes and I'll show you how our filtered water compares to the mud you let you kids drink.

 

[Octavia]

Let me hook up these electrodes

Brawndo?

 

[roydan]

Brawndo?

Wow I'd shoot myself in this conversation

 

[Outlaw]

Man, that's a "please call in" sign if I ever seen one

The responses to not paying attention to those signs vary significantly lol

 

[SilverClouds]

This is genius

 

[SirTop]

This is genius

It became even funnier to me when I saw the “fundraising stories”

How much would people actually make if they had to pay $50 just to tell their story in one minute?

Who’s raising funds for who at this point?

 

[RiskyStuff]

Nobody has knocked on my doors.

They know who I am.

 

[demonic_man]

that's how a true business mind works in making money .

 

[ExecutePHP]

Nobody has knocked on my doors.

They know who I am.

“Absolutely not”, the children said as they walked by @RiskyStuff ’s door.

 

[29dogs]

Is this image not loading for anyone else?

 

[TheVigilante]

I'm not here to sell, I'm here to solve you a problem!
Did you know how dirty your tap water is? Let me hook up these electrodes and I'll show you how our filtered water compares to the mud you let you kids drink.

Now that's what I call a nice sales pitch